i-touched-eridans-butt:

I went on Google Images and typed in Samurai Jack andI was not disapointed

(via birdootdoot)

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I was sitting next to my crush last period and I started smiling in the middle of our quiz so he tapped me and whispered “hahah what’s so funny” and I said “ha nothin” but really I was thinkin about bouncin on his dick

HE’S GOING TO FIND THIS OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING IT

(via totallynotagentphilcoulson)

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

(via rederaglare)

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

(via evilfeminist)

goldshirts-tightpants:

little-goose:

Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas

I mean really

I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.

(via totallynotagentphilcoulson)

otterwatt:

do u ever look at your favorite character and just

(via t334)

craftybat:

mistcover:

peach-pwns:

flyingmintbunneh:

harrysexonlegsstyles:

lumos-my-world:

a store where you can buy all the things you see in tumblr

do celebrities count

^

can you pay in feels instead of money?

how the fuck do you pay in feels like just cry at the cashier until they nod and hand you your thing?

seems legit

(Source: llamame-y-desaparezco, via japhers)

luminescent-love:

youaresogayskarth:

finnickodaired:

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS

let’s reflect on this

fun fact! mirrors reflect each color equally, except for green. if you have ever seen a mirror perfectly aligned in front of another mirror, a.k.a. an infinite mirror, you can look through it and see that it becomes greener and greener. therefore, mirrors are technically green!

holy shit

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via lucille-is-a-vampire-bat)